Tuesday, May 02, 2006
the story is as follows: pokpok and i were in the front kitchen when he thought he saw a big rat scuttle across the floor in the back kitchen. because he wanted to really ascertain the rodent's existance and corroborate with undeniable facts, he thought it would be better to give more time for his brain to process the information carefully before scaring everybody in the room needlessly, which explained his really reaaaallllly long sentence to me which went something like this:
"uh... (pause) baby.. (pause), i don't really mean ah... (pause) to scare you la.. but rightttt.. (pause)"
at which point, i was standing frozen near the sink, NEAREST to the back kitchen mind you, and either getting really worried or really really FRICKING SCARED.
"but ah.."
"BUT WHAT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH" and i shrieked and jumped away from the spot.
"i thought i saw a rat ah. it was really big la, i didn't wanna scare you so..."
"SCARE ME!?!? HELLO you took so long to punch out a sentence by that time i could have been DEAD BY THAT RAT YOU KNOW!"
this lousy pok! so i engaged the services of Russ the mouse, cockroach, cat nabber and dragged him into the kitchen and bid him put his sniffing abilities to good use. he once sniffed out a shrew from behind the cupboard and killed it k! my hero! so i made my two big strapping boys sacrifice their lives for me and hunt out that dangerous rodent! and russ looked so attentive all the time so cute la! yay i lub my golden turtlehead. wheee
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