devastatingly human

tedium overtakes my wakeful voyage with a vengeance this time. guess what i did? i went to check up on all the websites that people link from to my blog (my previous one that is).

and the figures are in.

My old blog has a 90% probability of being chanced upon by an unsuspecting victim
if he or she googles or yahooooos "chinablack". try it for yourselves all you doubting thomases. to date, about 50 million people have converted themselves to Joyce's blog fans because of such happenstance. i've people from the USA typing in chinablack in google and i have absolutely no idea why. do they have a restaurant or some franchise club over there?? oh i just checked, my blog is top 13. yes it got kicked out of the no.2 spot, what a bummer.

ah yes yes on close scrutiny, my blog turns up on search results when you type in "masturbation + sentosa". weird isn't it? i don't even remember how such a scurrilous word could be even found on any of my entries. my god.. no wonder my dad thought i was watching porn last night haha. yes.. my dad is rather.. cognitively inclined. what amuses me even more is how someone could actually relate these two words together, two words from such amazing extremity and yahoooed them side by side. My God his good.

other popular searches include:
1. How to draw human silhouettes
2. x joyce
3. maths trickles your brain quizzes (yes tRickles not tickles)
4. puppy bitch art surreal
5. shuckz
6. fuck yange (And i SWEAR these two are mutually exclusive)

enough of tomfoolery. on another note, someone yahooed this: "older but no wiser, some things which should been remembered are forgotten" and she was led into my site. amazing isn't it? fascinating how moira throws wildcards about. i don't know about you but i always feel a sense of gratification and satisfaction whenever somebody wanders into my blog unknowingly because of a lovely phrase they googled. just feels like there's enough serendipity to go around.

just makes me happy. that's what it does. :)

Joyce Lim unzipped at 1:43 AM with 5 comments
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Comments:

hahaha i realy tried all the keywords u mentioned =]

# posted by

Anonymous : 10/31/2004 1:16 AM

haiya where got!! such a waste of my time searching for rubbish words that make me feel like a bimbo... hahaha..

anyway thats not the point.. i came here to wish u all the best for your As! im in the midst of my exams too.. just finished english on friday.. have chem this wed and maths this fri.. and then bio next wed and geog next thurs.. and i officially end on that thurs!.. haha.. so quick.. and i'll be back even before u finish your As.. but i thought about it yesterday!

i'll be starting work on 24th or 25th nov.. so i have one week of doing nothing before work starts.. (i'm going back on 16th) and i thought.. that i should go over to my dear neighbour's place to disturb her!!.. hahahaha.. i promise i'll be quiet....... Not. (okay maybe quietly sitting on your couch watching u studying like mad.. if u even study that is, u genius. hahaha)

lots of love from your dearest darling one and only trusty neighbour, shu (who is not so near at the moment)

# posted by

Anonymous : 11/01/2004 7:17 PM

dearie!! haha ya u can just come my house and watch me. sounds so very romantic hahaha. call me when ur back ok? miss you so much la, i'll get my bike fixed and we can go cycling again ok? maybe u should get a blog then i can leave msgs for you to brighten up ur day too wheee :) take care loads babe

# posted by

Joyce Lim : 11/02/2004 7:59 PM

how do u check all ur blog stats.

# posted by

Skummi : 11/02/2004 10:13 PM

oh i have statcounter. it allows me to track from which country and what IP address and from which website u came frm

# posted by

Joyce Lim : 11/02/2004 11:38 PM