Wednesday, September 01, 2004
and i am terribly surprised at this particular person's innate capacity to be stupid. witless. totally unbearably exasperatingly absolutely dotty. my goodness i don't know whether to laugh in condescending triumph.. like the kind of "see i told you so" smug look, or smash that person to death with big toiletbowls filled with cockroaches and maggot infested poo.
if you don't know what i'm talking about, just take a look at this particular comment that was pretty recent. recent enough to throw me into a sputtering frenzy whenever i still think abt it.
my advice is.. unless you've been a loyal reader dating all the way from Miss De Rigueur's days of crappy diaryland then don't leave comments lying around for me to find and criticise. but I especially love anonymous #2's quote by Oscar Wilde because that applies to those witless dumbarse people who think they know enough to come and leave their less than two cents worth on my blog. it only betrays your lack of intelligence, but obviously you didn't know that.
SO.. POINT is.. it had better be something constructive, not spiteful personal allegations thrown to my face. we're adults here.. let us ATTEMPT to act like one. i am only explosive when provoked :) nah i'm a bitchy self righteous arrogant queen out here in the blogging industry. you may argue that it's a free world, you can leave whatever comments you like. but let me just remind you this blog ain't some republic, it's mine. i establish the dictatorship and autocratic rules here, don't blame me for my intransigence. it ain't freedom of speech buddy, the fact that i have power to delete comments validates my tyrannic position.
but of course.. dear ole generous me wouldn't do that now would i? :)
ok that was typed in sinful delight. shall i tell you what happened today? today.. bimbo joyce screamed in excitement when she opened her first bottle of Garnier face moisturizing cream. she squeezed out those precious dollops of cream and smeared it onto her face.
that's funny.. she thought. the more she tried to massage it into her skin, the more whitish and lathered it got. not to mention sticky. guess bimbo's reaction when she turned over the bottle and realised it was no cream but a facial soap lotion. she was horrified to tears
and today.. of ALL the days of her the study break, she had to choose today to go to school to study. so she was all psyched up for a productive day of comatose cramming.. humming happily past the gates at 4pm (please note the time) when she realised there was not a soul in sight. thinking it was because everyone was in the library or congregating at some underground catacombs she ditzily traipsed upstairs to the reading room oblivious to curious stares from the caretakers. boy oh boy was there going to be fun learning today for her cerebellum, she tried the doors of the study room. locked. this can't be right.. so she ran upstairs to the library, that was locked too. and then she realised that there was really seriously curiously worriedly not a single soul in school today.
it suddenly dawned upon her that everybody were in the underground catacombs! uh huh! that explains it all... they were all celebrating teacher's day underground! no wonder nobody was on earth. no wonder the caretaker shooed her out of school at FOUR THIRTY IN THE AFTERNOON just so he could lock up the place. no wonder she couldn't find a single comrade in for the same "educating the mind" cause like her. NO WONDER NOBODY WAS FREAKING IN SCHOOL. BECAUSE IT WAS TEACHER"S DAY!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr -_-
this embarrassing news have been brought to you by yours truly Joyce Lim unzipped at 10:55 PM with 4 comments
Comments:
i think you could take a leaf out of xiaxue's book in not taking yourself too seriously. she, after all, has "loyal readers" who aren't her friends off-line.
nick
nick
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: 9/02/2004 9:02 PM
: 9/02/2004 9:02 PM
opps i mean leave me alone. hey..... wanna see an entire entry devoted entirely to you? just wait ok.. i'm working on an apology here
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