devastatingly human

today i saw this pathetic fool sitting at the busstop for half an hour round the bend which leads to the front of holland village. every single bus passed by but still she sat there like a stone lizard stuck at the top of the wall. i realised she was waiting for the heavy crashing rain to stop till she could cross the overhead bridge safely and not get struck by lightning from the high altitude in the blinding storm.

poor girl, i thought to myself. she looked absolutely sorrowful sitting there all by herself in the pouring rain. i helped by praying that the rain would stop, but God felt like giving us all a bath. we're probably damn filthy anyway.

so that girl kept complaining on her hp to someone on the other end how she was caught in the rain and kept telling her friend to be patient and wait for her. then suddenly she waved for a bus and boarded it. i suspected she was going to drop at the next stop when the bus turned right so she could alight nearer to holland v and probably just make a dash for it in the fatal rainstorm.

oh i was so true. that girl was damn stupid la. act seh only, tried to run across the road in the pouring rain but she barely made 10 feet before she realised one of her slippers was left on the road. she probably wanted to just die right there and then. see la! the consequences of acting seh. try to beat an oncoming car;worse! when u try to beat an oncoming car on a slippery wet tarmac road with nothing but prone to slipping off slippers. there's a reason why we call them slippers you know. so ya she had to run back to the middle of the road, shot out one melting hand to stop the oncoming mercedes, put her slipper back on, and ran back across the road oblivious to dangerous traffic, to malicious stinging drops and even more unconscious of the billions of people who snickered at her folly.

she was miss cinderella; only her glass slipper wasn't made of glass; and of course without the prince. tsk tsk so paiseh mann, i'd be damn malu if i were her. the ENTIRE holland V inhabitants saw her embarrassing display and singgered among their group of friends while they were waiting for the rain to stop. sniggering at the one who tried to act seh and try to cross the road when it's raining.

stupid girl. rain is very lethal one ok. one drop and you could get scarred for life. look at those people crouching down in fear at bus stops and outside corridor shelters. next time just imitate them, next time just wait till the earth rotates 180 degrees for the rain to stop la. so simple!!

stupid me.

Joyce Lim unzipped at 9:31 PM with 6 comments
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oh so dat girl was u??! hahahhahaaa!

# posted by

Anonymous : 11/12/2004 9:59 PM

doesn't take a genius to figure it out

# posted by

Joyce Lim : 11/13/2004 2:14 PM

stupid? how so? its perfectly fine. everyone has their sillier moments, that's all.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11/14/2004 10:07 PM

of course it's not stupid. duh. i was merely being satirical towards those who were seeking shelter

# posted by

Joyce Lim : 11/15/2004 2:14 AM

well, i think u did a good job at that. but i guess it's just natural. nobody likes to get wet especially with their nice clothes on. anyway, thanks for teaching me a new word today.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11/15/2004 2:54 PM

hah oh well oh well..

# posted by

Joyce Lim : 11/15/2004 7:09 PM