Wednesday, October 26, 2005

i cannot stand it

i cannot take it anymore i've got to blog about this. i hate my literature tutor he frustrates me to the point where i am at my most anal. his Mr Chinaman. and not that i'm being racist, i mean come on bite me.. how can i be racist when we're both chinese.. but let's just say i'm being fricking anal here because he is an incompetent imbecile.

In response to a John Donne poem entitled "The Flea", he encourages us to look at the poem on a piece of blank paper and see it as a picture. uh huh.. right.. and then he says the Flea can be replaced with any other noun eg wine, water or air (which has both english and malay meanings he says.. like wtf!?!?!) NO it CANNOT be replaced by any other noun except maybe another parasite like the mosquito durh. in which case i hope it's a dengue mosquito so it can jolly well bite you too when your extending your irrelevant and pseudo-abstract conceits in a bid to win your wife back in bed.

And then this one is classic.. in an attempt to inspire us to some sort of faery transcendence and understanding of literature, he made one last speech before we all slammed ourselves against the wall in a bid to escape his asinine remarks. he said:

"Stare at the ayee beeezz (abyss), and the abyeebeez will stare back at you"

and we all rolled our eyes while rolling out the door, totally petrified at such a remark, while he.. he stood there grinning like the enlightened buddha

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