Monday, December 19, 2005
bye bye birdie! have fun in london town. lub lubby lub. sighh i'll miss you hor
and just my two cents worth on the famous female bloggers of the little red dot. miss SPG is heaps irrelevant and getting duller. yeah ok, you have no qualms consummating before marriage, walking around naked in your block throwing out the garbage and drawing nonsensical unfunny comics. enough of the self justification puh lease
Miss Xiaxue is still at her best bitching. rude and crass, but undoubtedly funny.
Miss Dawn Yeo aka Dawn Wanna Admit She Has Had Plastic Surgery = B.O.R.I.N.G. no personality, hangs out with fellow Gone Under The Knife buddy Fiona Xie, lives the high life cos she's pretty but BORING. the depth is about half that of a kiddy's pool.
wah i don't know why i'm so bitchy tonight but you know.. the two cents worth popped up suddenly. Like the paranoia which paralyses you suddenly when u just board the bus and realise all the seats are empty save one; and you think Lady Luck can't be that gracious there must be birdshit on the chair that's why.
And a few retaliations from me:
Number 1. i am nobody's part time girlfriend. So therefore, yes, the princess is still unattached because in a bid to spite Prince charming she has decided to date the Dragon, but so far, Dragons still hate princesses and chain them to castles and make them grow their hair long; and you know how Dragons get so over-protective.. tsk
Number 2. I am fricking NOBODY"S part time girlfriend. So if you see me in town alone with a male specimen don't fucking jump to conclusions and tell everybody that i belong to him because if you haven't noticed, I Don't Belong to just anyone. This universal HE could range from godbrothers, to childhood primary school friend, to close guy buddies to fricking cute nine year old cousins to maybe KingKong.
Number 3. I don't do part timings, neither do i two time. So even though i link arms or hold hands with all the He's, it doesn't mean we're together or dating. It could just mean I feel at ease in their presence. OR it could just mean that i broke my ankle kicking away telltale scums like you and He had to hold my arm while walking; or that we're trying to see who gets sweaty palms first by holding hands, which by the way KingKong wins Hands Down. hur hur pun there...
anyway.. whatever it is.. fuck off, i don't need you to bear the burden of informing the whole world if i'm attached or not; that's one burden i'm happy to carry myself thank you. And if you haven't noticed, your pretty bad at facts anyway.
Any Dragons who might want to trade their fire breathing, long-haired blondie lifestyles for a relationship with me may apply here only after fully considering the prerequisites:
if subject has substantial credit, greenbacks and blank pieces of paper, if subject possesses abject wit, charm and sardonic humour. if he, (or she, if i may be permitted to say in this now less censored singaporean world), is topped with humilty but drenched with amazing musical and sports-related talents, wears eyes that are windows to his soul, sings a voice that reveals his heart so. if subject is highly attractive a la Jude Law, and knows the difference between a "sophist" and a "sophisticated". if subject boasts a quirky but spontaneous temperament that is very much acclimatized to the embarrassing things i do in public and beguiles a spirit very much inclined towards the absurd, funny and trivial. if subject were to know how to wine and dine, if he were to be 175cm tall and counting, who acquires washboard abs and tanned toned features through hours of sun drenched play, one who shares a deep proclivity for the english alphabet and literature. if subject contains a deep wild thrilling laughter, and a grin that melts hearts so, i should desire him, my jazz crooner; soul-wearer. if he is one who is romantic, sentimental, talkative, compassionate and insightful too; one who carries the same cross as i do. if he or she should so miraculously imprison all these virtuosities i have typed above, he/she should dial 999 for deliberately trying to hoodwink me into thinking there are no such people left anymore
P.S Call me, i swear i look nice in short hair too.
righto.. kickboxing tml. gdnight world. Joyce Lim unzipped at 12:55 AM with 4 comments
Comments:
can i apply??? i fulfil everything except for the 175cm thing. HAHAHAHA. "romantic, sentimental, talkative, compassionate and insightful"... woah.. that's me... and i like the english alphabet too. HEEHEEHAHA
i am in bangkok transit now so i'm sending some LURVE to you! muah
i am in bangkok transit now so i'm sending some LURVE to you! muah
HELLO BIRDIE!! you've applied twice already la hahaha.. how come can go online leh u brought ur monkuputubom is it??
boobooooooooooo miss you lublub :)
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boobooooooooooo miss you lublub :)
